Slam Fraud | |
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First Appearance | {$first} |
Title | Dark Slam Fraud |
Rank | Apocryphal Hot Space |
Role | Nuker |
Status | Non-Existent |
Cause of Death | {$death} |
Powers | {$powers} |
Abilities | {$abilities} |
Grim Synergy | Not affected by GRIM |
Age | Unknown |
Country | United States of Slam, Dark Matter |
Height | Unknown |
Weight | Unknown (estimated to be three universes) |
Speed | {$speed} |
Power Level | Ravishingly Ravaging |
Blood Type | SLAM-A |
Family | A mother |
Marital Status | {$martial} |
Likes | Unknown |
Dislikes | His non-existence |
Treasures | His perceived existence |
Hobbies | Presumably flexing |
Favorite Food | Unknown |
Forte in Sports | Wrestling |
Fighting Style | Slam Wrestling Style |
Weapon of Choice | {$weapon} |
Attacks | {$attacks} |
Battle Cry | {$battlecry} |
Win Quote | {$swagger} |
Most Unpleasant | Non-existence |
Weakness | {$weakness} |
Favorite Music | Unknown |
Personality | Rude |
An unbelievably | Nothing |
Slam Fraud is a test of faith.
Table of Contents
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Life
Slam Fraud's life is shrouded in mystery because most records on his life have been burned by the Grandgod Church. It is known that Slam Fraud attended high school but beyond that and his death, most is uncertain and unknown.
Childhood and High School Years
He was a wrestler and loved by his mom. He had lots of fun with Slam Women, who are known for being able to slam at a tremendous rate of five slams per a billionth a second.
Death
He was declared apocryphal shortly after being inducted into the Neo Slam Gods. Soon after, he was never heard from again as the Grandgod Church burned all records of his existence.
Reverence in Großtodeswald
Because of his tragic life, he is revered in Großtodeswald, a country known for its serious tragedies. When muttering, "I'd rather flex my muscles.", they are referring to how Slam Fraud would try to shrug off his non-existence with the power of muscle.
Criticism
The practice of worshiping Slam Fraud has been a source of criticism toward Großtodeswald. The Grandgod Church has continually slammed Großtodeswald for being blasphemous toward the Neo Slam Gods who provide for our every needs. Großtodeswalder theologists, however, state that Man must be able to decide for himself what is a Slam God and following an institution with such a disgraced reputation like the Grandgod Church is even more blasphemous to the Neo Slam Gods.
It is of some importance to note that the Senile Snake does not know of Slam Fraud's existence despite Senile Snake's title of The Großtodeswalder.
The Religion of Slam | |
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Related Deities | Dark Mals DEATHBOONER Son of Slam The Drummer |
Slam Arts | Giga G-Hrony Cram Flexbeam A Blaze in the Northern Sky Muscle Force |
Slamming Devices | Slam Bomb |
Historical Slams | Slam vs. Ram Conflict |
Texts and Media | Book of Slams The Cyclopedia of Devil "Mystic Slam" SLAM SHACK "Slam Ram" Slamon and Crashfunkel Dante May Dump: The Hit Tv Series Basil Gorgeous's Compendium of Ramming Organs in the Divine Slamdom |
Scholars | Diplo Basil Gorgeous Jacopo Pumppano |