Slamin is a lingua franca used all over the world. It is a universal language, though not on the level of UFL, but far more accessible as it is based on verbal and written communication rather than muscular. Slamin is formed from the vernaculars of not only Finnish, but also Certain Language, Dragon Language (Dragdarin), Fatlish, Grosstodeswaldsch, Drakonstranallic, and the mystic language of the Gods, the G-Word.

Most of Slamin's vocabulary consists of the phrase, "Let's get slamming!" used in different contexts.