Soundong
A soundong is a species of sea-faring creature known for their beautiful wails that sound like text-to-speech software. They are often employed by adventurers to provide tactical support while dungeon-spelunking. To broadcast a soundong's commentary, adventurers will often bring BOOMBOXES, which can also self-detonate in times of great humiliation. This allows adventurers to remove any trace of being shamed.
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