Super Deformed Satan

Also called Mini Satans, Chibi Satans, or Tiny Reds, Super Deformed (S.D.) Satans are very small versions of a Satan, usually not growing more than two-feet-tall. The smallest S.D. Satan ever found was six-inches-tall, and was dubbed Micro Hell Guy (before being flicked into a toilet and flushed). S.D. Satans are fans of playing tricks on humanity that also double as workout routines, and can be found living in every part of the world, usually in inverted churches and under rocks. Every S.D. Satan aspires to be like Satan, even though they are physiologically incapable of growing to his height. This "cute" trait makes them somewhat popular among stupid people who worship The Darkness.