Tankzfür Nutting

"by the lords please go ur ruining xmas"
"ha ha mortals you do not perceive the truth of this reality from within this bunghole, xmas does not even exist"
"lords be damned that such a beast as you be so ungrateful that gratefulness ill exists within the vacuum of your being"

Tankzfür Nutting is a Grosstodeswalder goblin known for being the most ungrateful being in the world. Nutting is so ungrateful that she casts a powerful aura encompassing over 5 square meters that prevents Xmas or Thanksgiving from being celebrated within. Nutting is also fond of nut cracking. Be a ware.