The Iron Shack

A sentient shack who boasts that he was at the 10,000 BC Olympics and was a personal bodyguard of the Caliph. Nowadays he instigates fights with celebrities and former colleagues on social media using iconic language such as: "Fuck the Peklo," "The Diplo worse than dog shit," "Put the Antique Table in camel crutch break its back make it humble #FuckTheAntiqueTable".