The One Ass

The One Ass is the ideal that everyone strives for, but no one really knows what the One Ass is, and so destroy themselves in the pursuit of finding the answer, or of having the answer seemingly robbed away. There is no actual One Ass, it is simply a fabricated goal to serve as a means to drive us into doing. We are in no need of the One Ass.

Actually,

Excuse me, the One Ass is on Rick Rude, you howling jabroni.