Tom Tit Tot
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A short critter of legend that is known for haunting dark areas and wielding a miniature pitchfork. It has relatives living around the G-Urth, each of which is also called Tom Tit Tot. Tom Tit Tot might be a slight threat if it did not have a habit of twittering, "DAH DAH, DAH, DEH DAH DEH, DAH, DAH, DEH," and alerting stalkees of its advance.

The original Tom Tit Tot had a habit of stealing babbies if the mothers could not guess his name. This came to an end when one mother had her handmaiden, Bubbabbashbubumbo, spy on Tom Tit Tot in his cottage as he sung a song about his name. It goes without saying that, when he returned to the mother, Tom Tit Tot lost the bet. Afterwards, he tried to legally change his name to reset the game rules, but the government of every country refused to allow it.