Train King Dambo

Train King Dambo is a meek man who has the misfortune of being haunted by four Satans: Red Satan, Blue Satan, Yellow Satan, and Purple Satan. He got himself bungled by these spirits after mistakenly buying them at Bad, Bloodbath, and Beyondu Za Gureibu, believing them to be satin sheets. Dambo's problems are further accentuated by the Satans possessing him every five seconds and messing with his toy train collection. Before he can fix the train tracks in his bedroom, another Satan will possess him and proceed to derail more of his precious toy trains.

Dambo's train set spans several million miles, so the Satans will complete their derailment of Dambo's train collection in about seven-thousand years.