Trombonner Whirligig

One of the fabled ultimate techniques of skeletons. The skeleton pirouettes at maximum with the image of a twirling, ramming trombone in its mind. When this visualization reaches its most potent point, the skeleton immediately positions itself at 180 degrees in midair and shoots its detached upper portion (still spinning) at its target. If done correctly, the upper body rebounds off of the target (who explodes 99% of the time) and reconnect with the skeleton's lower assembly; if done incorrectly, the skeleton will have to spend around eight minutes crawling back to its other half and reunite in a most ignoble, un-Bonner fashion.