Tropical Slam Rambutan
Tropical Slam Rambutan was originally one of Jamboree's hidden techniques. He would uproot the nearest palm tree, play a Samba track on a boom box at an ear-deafening volume, and proceed to slam the palm tree into an opponent while screaming "MAMBO NUMBER FIVE" over and over again for maximum coconut-scented damage.
So popular and loud was this technique that Jamboree was contacted by a soft drinks distributor and asked to lend his technique's name to a carbonated beverage. Jamboree obliged, and Tropical Slam Rambutan is now considered to be a Drink of the Gods.
Recently, Tropical Slam Rambutan was found to contain excessive amounts of house paint and demon piss. This discovery has done nothing to lessen its sales.
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