Unconfirmed God Battle Syndrome
A rare mental disease that makes the sufferer believe that defeating God is their prime directive, and that God solely exists to meet and battle them on the Plateau of Ultimate Where We Made Our Promise Years Ago on that Day. Because God is believed to be "everywhere," a "God Battler" outfits every inch of their body with deity-activated harpoon guns, bear traps, crocodiles, and hydrogen bombs. God Battlers have shown to be unable to resolve their minds when meeting other God Battlers who also claim to be on a chosen path to lock hands with Big Bubba Guy in the Sky.
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