Wayward Sun

The son of Bad Dad. Also known as the Sun Going Its Own Way, or Siggie-OW!


It is said that long, long ago, the G-Urth wanted a son, and so with a great strain shat out a fireball into the cosmos. But it was a really shitty dad and told the sun a bad dad joke every day. Legend states that this causes the sun to slowly inch further and further away from the G-Urth, and is what caused the impermeable permafrost that covers it today. Perhaps someday the sun will leave for good.

Most inhabitants of Finland do not believe the story because they have never seen it.