Whall is an Apocryphal Slam God worshiped by saxophone enthusiasts. He is known for his strong sense of honor, but despite numerous claims, Whall is not a Slam God. Most evidence points to his rotund buttocks which resemble Wham, a Dark Slam God. Whall is actually descended from a lineage of humongous men off of the American continent who coincidentally have aesthetically great buttocks like the Neo Slam Gods.
Whall has a habit of punching people who step into his shadow. Once he killed his fiancee, and to atone for his sins he wrote the popular song, "Careless Whisper." But because of his physical resemblance, it was attributed to Wham.
Whall's fighting technique is the Holy Wubstorm. Spinning his forearms rapidly from his elbow, Whall creates a torrent of destructive wind able to shred a mighty Bingledorp. Not only is the attack devastating, it is musical, as the sound it produces can be likened to dubstep.
The Religion of Slam | |
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Slam Gods Original Slam Gods Neo Slam Gods Dark Slam Gods Apocryphal Slam Gods Other Slam Gods |
Pumpatron Jamboree Ramrod Thrusticle Jackbiggu Crashcombo Shadowslam Wrigguhlromm Negabomb Damndeeder Ultraminus Badend FUBU Perkele Slam Fraud Slam Freud Whall Max Fantastick Neon Slam Gods 灶GOLD王—GOD食 Godlin Cramtacular Giga Jammer Grand Slam |
Related Deities | Dark Mals DEATHBOONER Son of Slam The Drummer |
Slam Arts | Giga G-Hrony Cram Flexbeam A Blaze in the Northern Sky Muscle Force |
Slamming Devices | Slam Bomb |
Historical Slams | Slam vs. Ram Conflict |
Texts and Media | Book of Slams The Cyclopedia of Devil "Mystic Slam" SLAM SHACK "Slam Ram" Slamon and Crashfunkel Dante May Dump: The Hit Tv Series Basil Gorgeous's Compendium of Ramming Organs in the Divine Slamdom |
Scholars | Diplo Basil Gorgeous Jacopo Pumppano |