World Heritage Amicable Muscular Explosive Scientific and Cultural Organization
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World Heritage Amicable Muscular Explosive Scientific and Cultural Organization (WHAMESCO) is a Certain agency that specializes in contributing to the preservation of culture and promoting collaboration through explosives, science, and culture to further universal respect for justice, the rule of law, and human wrestling rights, along with fundamental freedom proclaimed in the SS (Super Slam) Charter.

Projects sponsored by WHAMESCO include professional wrestling promotion programs; the promotion of independent media and freedom of the press; regional and cultural history projects through slamming; the promotion of cultural diversity through documenting various martial arts; translations of world literature on wrestling; international cooperation agreements to secure the world cultural and natural heritage (World Heritage Wrestling Sites) and to preserve human wrestling rights; and attempts to bridge the worldwide digital divide. Like other professional wrestling promotions, WHAMESCO's shows do not feature legitimate sporting contests. Instead, its programs feature storyline-driven combat sport matches with predetermined outcomes and fighting maneuvers that are worked. All are promoted as legitimate bouts.

WHAMESCO’s aim is "to contribute to the building of wrestling, the eradication of pacifism, sustainable development, and intercultural fighting through explosives, the sciences, culture, communication and information."

Bumrum Wrasslehon is the majority owner of the company. He and his wife, Pingas Wrasslehon, hold approximately 70% of the world's economic interest and 96% of the voting power in the world. The company's headquarters are located in Billion Billion City, Finland, with offices in Resonacia, Los Diablos, the Labyrinthine Kingdom of Goblins, Mashchester, Tokyo, and Ohio.

One of WHAMESCO's most daring exploits was holding Hardcore Championships, no-holds-barred matches. Eschewing the traditional rules of wrestling for a more adlut approach, the WHAMESCO Hardcore Championships were seen as grossly progressive and immoral. Hardcore matches usually took place in unusual locations, such as public bathrooms, volcanoes, and Peklo's grubhole. Bumrum Wrasslehon awarded mankind the World Heritage Amicable Muscular Explosive Scientific and Cultural Organization Hardcore Wrestling Championship on the first year of the Third Ram Era.

When Nightmare won the belt, he introduced the "24/7 rule", which said the belt was to be defended at all times, as long as the holder was not beautifying himself. This allowed for many comic relief moments, such as the belt changing hands while the champion was asleep, or the Butchers (Butch Deadlift fans) chasing Crom Crasher around an amusement park, (Crasher eventually escaped from a ball pit and ran from the building with the aid of Dag Infinite and Jennica Bojungle, still the champion). Sometimes the title changed hands in mere minutes consecutively. There was an entire decade known as the Ten Years of Swapping Smörgås that arose from the rule.

After mankind proved too inept, and 2% of humans did not exercise or spar meaningfully, Wrasslehon dismantled it and said, "Better [luck ga] next time!", meaning that Hardcore wrestling could return only if humans' hearts turned more vicious.

WHAMESCO also stands for World of Humongous Abdominal Muscles and Extremely Strong Combo Overlords.